 Picture from Hypebeast Whenever I read sneaker reviews on websites like Hypebeast or High Snobiety they always seems to write something corny like "Look at the new grails dropping" or something very cringeworthy like that. I am here to tell you exactly what I think about each hyped up release. For my first blog post I am going to critique the Nike Zoom Terra Kiger 5 Off-White. I actually really like these but it's mainly because I ran track and cross country (shout out St. Mary's in Stockton) and my mom is a track coach. If these were around when I was in high school I would have definitely worn them to run in. The only people that can pull off wearing the Terra Kiger are runners and maybe early 2000's Andre 3000 (dude wore football pads as outerwear). Other than that do not wear these out. You will look like a joke. The only people who will think this is a good look are guys who wear the yellow caution tape belts and argue about how Revenge Storms are not rip offs on Vans.  Image from Hypebeast Please wear them at a track or on a trail if you do decide to buy them. If you're too lazy to work out then at least dress like you're about to work out. Put on those tights or tech fleece and act the part. Do not and I repeat DO NOT wear these with denim. DO NOT wear them to the mall. And most importantly if you are male DO NOT wear these around any women because they will clown you. If you are caught wearing them under no circumstances admit that they are women's shoes. Take that to the grave.
Follow me on instagram @DanteRowley because at some point someone will wear these into the shop and I will definitely secretly put them on my story.
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